Graham's Paddock

Old Guestbook

From April 2000 to February 2003 I ran a guestbook on this website, and many interesting and amusing comments were received. Some good, some bad, and mostly relating to my navel lint collection.

Unfortunately, the guestbook increasingly became the target of spammers and sad individuals with nothing better to do than post offensive material. Initially I just removed the offending bits, but eventually the chore of policing the guestbook consumed too much time and so I removed the ability to post messages.

Preserved below, and on the accompanying page, are all the non-pornographic responses I received. Note that I did not delete all the critical ones - when you do anything unconventional, like collecting navel lint, it is only natural that some will criticise, and I wanted to be fair-minded enough to allow them to have their say.

The critical judgements of some people reveal more about their own character than they say about mine, so I won't make further comment on them. Except to point out that all those who've said I don't have a life, and have too much time on my hands, obviously haven't paid any attention to the page where I clearly state that collecting navel lint only takes me about five seconds per day. I hardly think that constitutes an obsession.

Name:Franco
Location: Olympia, WA USA
Date: Thursday, February 20, 2003 at 16:02:43
Comments:
A most excellent and unique site Graham. A true oasis on the net. I enjoy your subtle humor too. You may enjoy listening to this song about cows: www.locuststreettaxi.com/cds.html The very authentic moo at the beginning is the ingenius use of a trombone. If you like the song I'd be happy to exchange links. Best, Franco

Name: John Ellwood
Location: London, UK
Date: Wednesday, February 19, 2003 at 10:31:57
Comments:
What if you've got an 'outy' rather than an 'inny'? Surely only privileged people with innies will be able to start fine collections like yours?

Name:Andrew Wetzel
Location: Sydney, NSW AUSTRALIA
Date: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 23:50:12
Comments:
Great site there. Cheers Andrew Christian Mens Forum @http://messageboard404828.aimoo.com/

Name:klingeltoene
Date: Tuesday, February 18, 2003 at 03:02:27
Comments:
Great Site !!! Go On !!! greetings from Berlin

Name:poissons
Location: bruxel, be
Date: Wednesday, February 12, 2003 at 04:20:12
Comments:
Very intrestin site, really, sory for my bad english.

Name:Nacktbilder
Date: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 14:47:54
Comments:
your page is inspirational ;)

Name: Mr Methane
Date: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 at 09:37:39
Comments:
You sick censored!!!

Name: NOTICE
Date: Sunday, January 19, 2003 at 18:21:38
Comments:
Just to warn all about entering your email address in any website guestbook. Do you get emails promising you of untold fortunes from wives/sons/accountants/lawyers of dead dictators from nigeria/Ivory Coast/South Africa/Angola/Namibia and other countries? Here's how they get your email: These are 419 Scammers (in this case), Mugu GuyMen, GuyMen or NDI Igbo collect email addresses from guestbooks on websites. In every Guestbook that has had emails collected you will see a guestbook post from a 419 Scam Group. Entries from Mugus or Mugu Guymen from nigeria in a guest book indicate that all the e-mail addresses are now in the hands of 419 scammers from countries in West Africa. They're putting these warnings so that other 419 scammers would not harvest the e-mails here. PLEASE THINK TWICE BEFORE PUTTING IN YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS IN GUEST BOOKS. If you need to contact the owner(s) of a website, e-mail him/her/them directly. Go to the: Google Search Engine and do a search of Guyman Nigeria. Try it and you will find out that they are all over guestbooks they stake their claim too. Beware of these scams. These mugus are the scum of the Internet. Please go to http://www.fraudaid.com or http://www.scamorama.com for more information.

Name:Biedermann
Date: Wednesday, January 15, 2003 at 08:52:27
Comments:
Enjoyed your site very much! Thank you! Keep up a great work!

Name:Bob
South-West Germany
Date: Tuesday, January 14, 2003 at 07:39:50
Comments:
This is super! Much faster loading. I periodically go through the pages and re-discover things that are important to me. Happy new year to everyone seeing this message! - - Bob

Name:Christina
Date: Monday, January 13, 2003 at 11:07:22
Comments:
Nice site. Easy to use.

Name:Tierversicherung
Middle Europe
Date: Friday, January 10, 2003 at 16:42:42
Comments:
Excellent website, very informative. Keep up the excellent work - - Harry.

Name: Jenny Stendal
Location: Hamburg, Germany
Date: Friday, January 10, 2003 at 09:46:01
Comments:
I am honestly shocked. I am dissapointet to find out, that I am not the only one who is doing research on the field of navel fluff. We have discussed a lot about this phenomenon, and it seems like there is a strong geographical influence on belly-button-fluff appearance. So far I haven´t met ONE woman who admitted to produce navel fluff. We should really investigate this phenomenon. I would be happy to hear from you. Did you ever consider the influence of the anatomic shape of the belly button on the fluff production? greetings from Germany - Jenny

Name:Shelagh McKenna
Date: Wednesday, January 8, 2003 at 11:34:09
Comments:
I cordially invite you to enter your website in our exciting competition, Battle of the Ancients. I have found that my entry into this competition has brought many new viewers to my own site. Therefore I hope you will consider my invitation. The URL is http://www.battleoftheancients.com/main.htm Please scroll down the menu bar and click on 'Join BOTA'. Thank you for your time.

Name: Ray Letts
Date: Wednesday, January 8, 2003 at 00:53:35
Comments:
Love your site, keep up the mouldy work!

Name: Mike Sawyer
Location: Sioux City, IA United States
Date: Friday, January 3, 2003 at 10:06:19
Comments:
Another theory about the origin of naval fluff: How about the color of towel you use?

Name:Föhr
Date: Saturday, December 28, 2002 at 09:32:25
Comments:
Well, it's Sunday and I'm sitting near my dog, sipping on coffee and surfin' for interesting sites. There are not many good homepages in internet to this topic. Thank you for the resources. By

Name: HARRY ORANGES
Location: RANCHO MIRAGE, CALIFORNIA USA
Date: Sunday, December 22, 2002 at 16:30:36
Comments:
MY NAME APPEARS IN YOUR SITE HARRY ORANGES I HAVE ALWAYS ENJOYED THIS NAME BY THE WAY MY GRAND DAUGHTERS NAME IS CANDICE CANDY ORANGES !!!

Name: Glenn Hoddle
Location: Jobbies, IN Toilet
Date: Monday, December 16, 2002 at 08:32:55
Comments:
Fear Hod not God

Name:Hacker
Date: Friday, December 13, 2002 at 17:00:09
Comments:
Don't remember how I found this great site - just surfin'. But I've set a bookmark and will return, when I have more time.

Name: monica
Location: barcelona, spain
Date: Friday, December 13, 2002 at 08:29:32
Comments:
Hello guys!!! really really surpised, my boyfriend send my this, and i could not believe it. I noticed that he was having fluff in his navel, at the begining we were joking, and i was telling that it was the prove of that he was made from that material and that it was going out little by little. we started to collect it, and we wanted to do a small pillow with it. The strange thing is that was allways the same colour, soft blue-grey, no matter which t-shirt was he wearing. Then we started wondering were that was coming from, because was really odd, after almost 1 year of collecting, i threw it, because i thought was not normal anymore. So can you imagine now my face while i was reading this???? My boyfriend said to me, you see, i am not the unic , and we were not crazy,..... that is right, now we know. greatings from Barcelona (catalonia)

Name:Paul
Germany
Date: Wednesday, December 11, 2002 at 14:30:15
Comments:
Hello, I found you at Altavista. You have wealth of information on your site and a nice design. Greetings from Germany - Paul

Name: dean
Location: sydney, nsw Australia
Date: Tuesday, November 19, 2002 at 05:14:07
Comments:
I always thought you religeous types were real geeks but your site has changed my opinion. A great site and from Australia too I am impressed and sent the link to all my friends Keep up the good work Ill be back

Name:Uwe, Nibelungen
Germany
Date: Thursday, November 14, 2002 at 15:30:03
Comments:
a nice site, greetings, uwe

Name: Steve
Location: Lancashire, England
Date: Saturday, November 2, 2002 at 07:06:54
Comments:
Excellent site, I have been collecting belly button fluff for 6 years now and have nearly filled a 35mm film container. I obviously don't wear the right clothes generate huge amounts of fluff. What can you recommend.

Name:Peter Hoffmann from Illingen
Germany
Date: Thursday, October 31, 2002 at 14:44:20
Comments:
Greetings from FC Kaisersaal, the unfamous and unknown german soccer-team

Name: reidme
Location: Birmingham, England
Date: Friday, October 25, 2002 at 21:48:04
Comments:
Lol, what a great website, I love the navel fluff collection, and it's great to see you fear God, may his Son be praised for his mercy!

Name: Chris Hartford
Location: Manchester, UK
Date: Monday, October 21, 2002 at 18:15:36
Comments:
I bought a small papier mache pot in india in 1987. In 1991 I started to collect my belly button fluff. I gave up collecting in 1993. I had a modest amount of collected fluff. Most was a sort of blue-grey colour. But a small amount was bright red, after a red t-shirt that I used to wear. For some reason my wife failed to find a place on the matle piece for this harmless collection, and it was relegated to the back of the car, next to my tool box. In 2001, my car was broken into, I lost my torque wrenches,spanners, half a bottle of anti-freeze, and the fluff collection. I travelled every boot sale in the greater Manchester area for a couple of weeks, but was never reunited with my collection. It is only now, that I have found this site.. (through the improbable research site) and have enjoyed reading its contents. I thought it was just me that did this sort of thing.

Name: harry woodrow
nsw australia
Date: Tuesday, October 15, 2002 at 03:21:28
Comments:
What a loser you are, it makes me ashamed to know that you call your self an australian, why dont you do something sensible and help people less fortunate than your self. Do you wake in the morning and think that i really have done something for humanity by collecting this useless bit of lint. why dont you pour petrol on it and your self and do the world a favour, another charles manson removed from the world , what a joke you call your self christian, it just goes to show that you are nuts like the rest of these time wasters. do your self in no one needs another crack pot in the world. I bet your parents are ashamed of your complete lack of morality. Get a life dick head

Name: john smith
wa australia
Date: Saturday, October 12, 2002 at 03:20:24
Comments:
You obviously have far too much time on your hands and have nothing more worthwhile to occupy your barely important time. If you, and people like you, concentrated your efforts on something a bit more rewarding, this world that we live in may be just a little better. Don't forget that no matter how many accolades or congratulations you get from fickle like minded websurfers, you'lle always be a fuckhead

Name:Simona
Location: Genoa, Italy
Date: Thursday, October 10, 2002 at 07:20:22
Comments:
YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!

Name:Baron Stephanos
Location: boston, ma usa
Date: Wednesday, October 9, 2002 at 15:30:44
Comments:
visit www.beardedbrethren.com to check out a REAL challenge!

Name:suonerie
usa
Date: Tuesday, October 8, 2002 at 22:41:04
Comments:
very good!

Name:http://www.daviefirst.org
Date: Saturday, September 28, 2002 at 05:22:50
Comments:
http://www.daviefirst.org

Name: The random Penguin
UK
Date: Thursday, September 12, 2002 at 17:01:48
Comments:
I was very interested by your site, as I collect the fluff found in tumble dryers. It builds up into layers forming many interesting patterns. I would love to hear from anyone else who collects dryer fluff.

Name: Too embarrassed to put real name
Location: San Diego, CADate: Wednesday, August 28, 2002 at 00:12:53
Comments:
At my wife's request, I just started a belly-button lint collection. We decided to check the web to see if there are other belly button lint appreciators... isn't the web amazing! My wife claims she was kidding and thinks that I am a freak. But we know the truth behind the amazing world of belly button lint! May the lint be with you.

Name:the YOUTH withe TRUTH
Location: Topeka, ks usa
Date: Friday, August 9, 2002 at 15:36:25
Comments:
Contrary to popular opinion, we DO have an unbelievable, spectacular, benevolent God! ...if you'd (plural) respect and honor the Trinity, which few do anymore. People say MY site is raw, condemning angst. WHAT??? ever. I only place before you a choice, as the prophets did: A 'choice' ISN'T condemning. And that choice determines your eternal destiny: FACT: Only 2 kingdoms after death and 1 of 'em AIN'T too cool. The most eminent decision of our Teeny-Weeny, Lifelong-Drama is this: Where shall I spend eternity? Check out my URL (sign the guest book) and choose. FACT: Satan's a BigLoser who lies like ROADKILL. Don't be like goats standing by in thy 'calm complacency' (Eze. 16) while our adulterous nation falls due to homosexuality and abortion in our Finite Existence. Satan's a LIAR, America: As you live, so you die. Ah, morality... where for art thou? FACT: There's only one Supreme Being, folks: The Most Magnificent, Magnanimous Maverick - God Almighty. All the rest are idolatrous: Cars, Cash, Clothes, Calumny, Condoms, or the clichéd, pagan climax. Yes, I'm a CrazyCzech. Crazy4Christ. Long Live Christ the King: Love Conquers All. I love you, friend. Choose wisely.

Name: Norm Ality
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Date: Wednesday, August 7, 2002 at 05:52:03
Comments:
Brightened up my day !!!!Excellent page, very informative

Name:Christine Burset
Location: Staten Island, NY USA
Date: Sunday, July 28, 2002 at 22:49:14
Comments:
Very Cool Site! I like it! Wishing every success with your website! Please visit mine. www.pandcwebmasters.com

Name: Linda
Indiana U.S.
Date: Monday, July 22, 2002 at 21:59:26
Comments:
I stumbled across your website and loved it. It inspired me to check my navel for lint. I found this cute, miniscule ball of reddish lint. I admire your lint producing ablities. Also I think those people who posted comments about how sinful and sick this habit is need to learn to have fun and realize they are NOT better than everyone else. Thank You. keep it up this site rocks. E-mail me all you collecters of odd things!

Name: Ralph
Location: Melbourne, Vic Australia
Date: Wednesday, July 10, 2002 at 09:42:58
Comments:
Hey I just happened to stumble onto your site and had some info that would interest you (nobody else in the world but you) Belly Button lint comes in three to four basic colours which are the three primary colours (Red Green and Blue) plus occasionly a shade of grey. As these three colours are combined to make any shirt colour, small particles that break off your shirts are invariably one of these colours. Take notice of what colour shirts you wear, in relation to what primary colour is the main ingredient and compare it to your fluff maybe there will be a connection. One more thing, The vast majority off belly button lint is a blue colour tending to occasional grey

Name: Paul
Location: Newtownabbey, Northern Ireland
Date: Tuesday, July 9, 2002 at 10:28:25
Comments:
As a brother in Christ I have to say that I found your site refreshing, most people think Christians do not have a sense of humour, you prove them wrong. I remember being asked by a work mate if God had a sense of humour and I replied, "Yes of course He has, He made you didn't He?".

Name: The walrus
Date: Tuesday, July 9, 2002 at 10:25:34
Comments:
I am naval fluffly challenged. any tips for increasing my powers to create fluff. tricks, techniques whatever? thanks P.S My friend collects boogers.

Name: alyssa
Location: sydney, nsw australia
Date: Monday, July 8, 2002 at 22:01:36
Comments:
i saw u on leno and imeditely looked at this site, i was surprised that leno would actually have an australian guest as different as u. i found it very interesting but just wondering how u can spend ur whole life picking fluff from ur navel

Name: john
Location: winnipeg, mb canada
Date: Saturday, July 6, 2002 at 22:22:29
Comments:
CLIPPINGS OF YOUR BEARDS!!??? HOW GROSS CAN YOU GET! YOU'RE REALLY MESSED UP! IT'S GUYS LIKE YOU THAT NEED THE INTERNET AS A SOAPBOX FOR YOUR FREAKINESS! YOU'VE RUINED THE INTERNET!

Name: Scotty (please take me home) McNairn
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 22:29:18
Comments:
in minnisota it is illegal to cross state lines with a duck onyour head

Name: Perki
Scotland
Date: Tuesday, June 18, 2002 at 05:06:33
Comments:
Wish I'd seen you on TV, dear Sir, for you are truly an inspirational character. Being a girly, you may think it odd that I too should appreciate the wonders of navel fluff although I never really come across this phenomena much personally, being more of a pocket fluff person. But I have on occasions discussed the delights of this with others and think it is great that your collection has grown to be so large. I hope that you aren't planning on giving up too soon as I would love to see you get enough to make a plump cushion. Perhaps someone could make a special cushion to house this, with the details of your collection embroidered onto it for posterity sake. Good luck with it all and your other collections. You are a star! A fan.

Name: Andrew
Location: Warrnambool, Vic Australia
Date: Thursday, June 13, 2002 at 01:51:15
Comments:
This site totally weird I heard about it in Net guide a great mag.

Name: Bob
VA USA
Date: Friday, June 7, 2002 at 15:01:44
Comments:
Found your site June 6, 2002 through www.ilovebacon.com Today an old friend told me he collects his nail clippings in jars. I told him about you. Expext to hear from him as soon as he gets an internet connection going. :)

Name: Phil
Australia
Date: Friday, June 7, 2002 at 09:17:19
Comments:
Graham,glad I found your site at last and it was well worth finding.Great sense of humour and glad we share the same God.Don't forget to call in at the hospital post office next time you are around!Well Done!

Name: not important
Date: Sunday, May 26, 2002 at 17:09:12
Comments:
what. the. censored.

Name: Paul Clifford
Location: Manchester, England
Date: Monday, May 20, 2002 at 01:55:30
Comments:
There is no God. Can't you just believe in yourself??? Hail Satan!

Name: Lou Grant
Date: Wednesday, May 8, 2002 at 03:51:36
Comments:
You have way too much free time on your hands. Have you ever thought about getting a day job?

Name:John Inconsequentia
Location: New York, NY USA
Date: Saturday, May 4, 2002 at 05:40:06
Comments:
Hey! Saw you on Leno and only just got a chance to say "hi". You rock!

Name: Nadine and Hilly
Location: Yarko, Norfolk ENGLAND
Date: Thursday, May 2, 2002 at 04:56:32
Comments:
We were wondering how do you get so much belly button fluff?!! Do you have like an abnormally large belly button!? You sound like a bit of a random guy!! but we like you!!!

Name: Mike
Location: Carrickfergus, Northern Ireland
Date: Monday, April 15, 2002 at 09:09:19
Comments:
hi graham, I found your site whilst browsing images of Perth.Its nice to see not everyone takes life so seriously I had a great laugh keep up the good work.

Name: stephen tyrrell
united kingdom
Date: Monday, April 15, 2002 at 06:33:00
Comments:
You are one crazy mf guy. I saw your site in a book of weird websites.Ran to the net cafe to check you out and was holding my guts laughing like a retard in front of about 12 strangers!! I was just curious....Have you ever placed a straw in your censored and tried farting a bolus of fluff over the counter in a Macdonalds Restaurant ?? I think that it would make a great way to protest if you ever get served a cold cheeseburger. Anyway I am starting a crazy insane site in the next 4 weeks so email me back and I will give you the address. Take it easy fluffman. Stephen.

Name: Aussieblonde;-)
NSW Aus*
Date: Friday, March 8, 2002 at 03:26:18
Comments:
hehe, amusing and....we.....different What colour does a smurf go when u strangle it???

Name: Anthony nebe
Location: Townsville, qld australia
Date: Thursday, March 7, 2002 at 22:08:21
Comments:
i just seen you on the jey leno show on austar foxtell cable tv what ever you wnt to call it. what was it like to meet jey himself and how long do you think you will collect the fluff in the future

Name: Ellen
Location: Jax, Fl USA
Date: Thursday, March 7, 2002 at 00:34:11
Comments:
Saw you on Leno and checked out your site. Then visited again and spent HOURS reading everything. I've been trying to get my friends to visit your site. It cheered me up on a bad day! You are a charming fellow! Best of luck and keep up the amazing work!!!! :)

Name: Sandy
Location: Sydney, NSW Australia
Date: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 at 22:16:50
Comments:
Heard about you on Club Veg (Sydney's Triple M) and checked it out. Very cool!!!!!

Name: Maureen
Location: Central Coast, NSW Australia
Date: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 at 20:46:00
Comments:
I also heard about your site on 2MMM. You are a very strange person with way too much time on your hands, but I don't think I've laughed so much in a long time - keep up the great work!!

Name:Karissa
usa
Date: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 at 18:56:39
Comments:
Hey, I saw you on the Jay Leno show and memorized you website url. You are a different but very interesting person. I saw all the things you do and its great. My length of vocubulary tends to be quite short at the moment, so as easily as this can be said I will say, God Bless. :-) Take care. -karissa-

Name: pat
Location: syd, nsw aus
Date: Wednesday, March 6, 2002 at 00:48:43
Comments:
this site rocks. IT IS REALLY GOOT.

Name: Melanie
Location: Frenchs Forest, nsw Australia
Date: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 at 22:24:38
Comments:
Hey I think your site is great but have some of these people in the guest book heard of the saying "If you don't have anything nice to say then keep your stupid mouth shut"? Cheers

Name: Deborah
Location: Sydney, NSW Australia
Date: Tuesday, March 5, 2002 at 16:17:37
Comments:
I never saw you on Jay Leno, but heard about your site on 2MMM (a Sydney radio station). I just love it you are totally mad, thankgod there are still some crazy people out there. Keep up the good work, and to everybody else - kick back and relax, life really is great, but its up to you to make it that way.

Name: Rocky
Date: Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 01:17:56
Comments:
I'd just like to say that anybody who likes what this guy does is gay and should die.

Name: Brett Franklin
Location: Perth, WA Australia
Date: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 21:32:11
Comments:
GB, I'm sorry we don't get Jay Leno here as I would have enjoyed seeing it. Saw you in the paper though and started laughing in a room full of people (you can imagine the result). As your former co-worker and boss I'm not surprised that you still polarise opinion (people either love or hate what you do), yet I can honestly say those who we worked with always liked you even if they didn't necessarily understand. They were so worried about if it was black or white they just didn't see the gray. To all those that have replied Graham was always an adventure to work with, there was always something different happening which always brought a smile. Some of the people who have answered here are taking things a bit too literally, I certainly never regretted the time (or unusual memories) I have from working with Graham each day. That he gives everyone the chance to have their say, even those who disagree, shows you the type of fellow he is. So GB, all the best and I enjoyed the site a lot - perhaps you should include your NZ snow adventure. I will check out the rest of the site later as I have to go, from the comments it appears the 3D images are worth a look. I just thought someone should speak up for you a bit, I know some people you worked with in the east have enjoyed the site too.

Name: Ian
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Date: Wednesday, February 27, 2002 at 20:33:34
Comments:
Great site,full of totally useless crap.I don't think anyone that watches Leno has any right to criticse- you know '' People in glass houses......''

Name:Stephen
Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 05:13:15
Comments:
I saw you on Jay Leno. You're one nasty nerd. I wish I went to school with you so I could kick your ass with everybody else. It's no wonder you're going to die a lonely old nerd with that nasty habit you have. You buy all your clothes at a swap meet don't you? And when is the last time you took a shower? Get your fingers out of your navel and get a life.

Name: Nancy Bumpus
Fla USA
Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 02:40:47
Comments:
Graham, saw you on the Leno Show tonight and was online at the time and visited your site. Thank God for your savation and inspiration. He did create in your a unique individual. I really enjoyed your site, the 3D stuff opened my eyes. Didn't know you could do that without a viewer. AND your testimony was a treat, both as a matter of fact, salvation and your miraculous fall in the cave. Keep up the great work and God Bless you even more! He DOES have a wonderful sense or humor. Nancy

Name: Ben
Location: Dallas, TX USA
Date: Tuesday, February 26, 2002 at 02:14:30
Comments:
Your website is inspiring as a personal anthology. I think I'll make my own now thanks to you. God bless. Neat 3D image section.

Name:Joe Bott
Arkansas United States
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 18:09:36
Comments:
Great thing this site... "Tipping Hat to the Webmaster" .... Nice work! ..

Name:Sara Michele O'Sullivan
USA
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 16:48:16
Comments:
Laughter is needed, for we take ourselves much too seriously. Your site inspires massive amounts. Kudos!

Name: Sue
Location: Roxby Downs, SA Australia
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 06:36:31
Comments:
You have a problem man!! I hope that after having the whole world see you appear on Jay Leno, that they don't think that all of us Aussies are as weird as you. We are not!! You're a complete idiot!!!

Name: Dougie
Location: Brisbane, Qld Australia
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 06:17:21
Comments:
Just saw you on Leno. It's good to see that someone can be so public with their quirks. You're someone to aspire to. Cool site man, keep it real!

Name: Stuart horne or {_--==Evil_Ground==--_}
Location: Hobart, tas Australia
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 06:09:39
Comments:
I read some of the other peoples comments and i thought some ov them where verry rude and inconsiderate for your feelings man, i think you should continue collecting and good luck. oh yeah i would like to know whats your biggest fluff ball you have found in your belly :)

Name: Stuart horne or {_--==Evil_Ground==--_}
Location: Glenorchy, tas australia
Date: Wednesday, February 20, 2002 at 06:04:53
Comments:
HI i found your web site by watching you on the late night show with jay lenno and when you said the email address i jumped on my computer wich is alway on the net and downloading things, so i went to your site and filled out your sevey and was intersested in how a fluff ball getts in your belly button. please email me when you have the time :)

Name: jamie
Location: johnson city, tn usa
Date: Friday, February 15, 2002 at 08:37:33
Comments:
you are silly! but your site is fun... thanks for proclaiming christ's love and showing that it's okay to keep your sense of humor and still love jesus! god bless!

Name: Elva Mjöll Hauksdóttir
Location: Patreksfjörður, 450 iceland
Date: Thursday, February 14, 2002 at 07:07:44
Comments:

Name: Lauren Kazz
paDate: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 19:38:23
Comments:
hey saw u on the tonight show..pretty cool dude...good luck with that collection of urs..have u ever tasted it? surely after almost 20 years of pickin censored outta ur belly button u had to try it.. n if ya havent..GO FOR IT U CRAZY ASS!!!!

Name: Werner
South Africa
Date: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 09:30:03
Comments:
Great site! I really like the acount of your experience in the Snowy Mountains, in the "Finding Peace" section.

Name: Stefan
SWEDEN
Date: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 07:11:58
Comments:
You've gotta be whacked man. Totally fucked up. this censored is sick

Name: Bonnie
Sweden
Date: Tuesday, February 12, 2002 at 05:31:37
Comments:
I filled in that survey of yours.. Maybe it'll help, dunno. My navel doesn't produce lint. Kinda sad, isn't it? Maybe I'll just start a collection of ear wax or something instead. So I can be weird too. No, wait, I already am weird. I like your site, it's cool. Saw you on Jay Leno the other night, lol. Wow. 18 years of lint. I'm impressed you've stuck to it that long. Well, keep up the good work. One question though, the body hair that you remove from the lint.. do you save and collect that too? Maybe you should, mmm? Take care, bye bye.

Name:2G
Location: VMO, CA Sweden
Date: Monday, February 11, 2002 at 19:48:58
Comments:
saw you on Leno good work. dare 2 b different. i want navel fluff to lost it at age 10 how do i get it back.

Name: sara
Location: skovde, sweden
Date: Monday, February 11, 2002 at 19:45:07
Comments:
Saw you on jay leno-show. pretty cool

Name: Mark
Location: Esbjerg, Denmark
Date: Monday, February 11, 2002 at 17:01:39
Comments:
I saw u on tv LOL

Name: Steve
U.K
Date: Friday, February 8, 2002 at 14:28:29
Comments:
Like the site, especially the 3D photography pages, but I have yet to experience fluff in my naval...shall keep a look out though.

Name: Andrea and Siggi
Location: Reykjavik, Iceland
Date: Friday, February 8, 2002 at 12:46:55
Comments:
Sorry about the other one!!! I was so not thinking when I wrote it!!! We saw you on the tonight show with Leno and loved the idea of collecting fluff. After the show (we saw it for the first time in Iceland about 30 minutes ago!!)(btw. it's friday 8th february and the time is 18.45, local time!!!) After looking at your page we decided that you are not crazy but a genius!!!!! Congratulations on a great and unique hobby Andrea and Siggi, Iceland

Name: Andrea and Siggi
Location: Reykjavik, Iceland
Date: Friday, February 8, 2002 at 12:45:18
Comments:
We saw you on the tonight show with Leno and loved the idea of collecting fluff. After the show (we saw it for the first time in Iceland about 30 minutes ago!!)(btw. it's friday 8th january and the time is 18.45) After looking at your page we decided that you are not crazy but a genius!!!!! Congratulations on a great and unique hobby Andrea and Siggi, Iceland

Name: Ed
Location: Toronto, Ontario Canada
Date: Friday, February 8, 2002 at 00:58:55
Comments:
Great site! I had read a couple newspaper stories on your collection (my girlfriend is Aussie and finds it funny that someone had such a collection as I too contribute to the mystery that is Navel Fluff). Your appearance on Leno was fan-bloody-tastic! (far outweighing that of fellow Aussie, Kylie Minogue). May the fluff be with you!

Name: John angletone
Location: NY, NY USA
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 17:52:16
Comments:
Mr fluff. I just totally fucking love this idea you had! I have this some "problem" with navel fluff and I just dont know where it comes from, EVERYDAY my navel is filled with this cotton, however it is of a different color than yours. I just pick it out and throw it away and my girlfriend just laughs at me as if I was a freak or something. But from now on I am saving my lint! and 20 years from now I will beat your record because man mine just keeps on coming! cya

Name: theodor|
Iceland
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 17:46:19
Comments:
Mitch, the guy that posted here a few posts down: If I were from OZ I would vomit in disgust because I shared the same country with someone who couldn´t even spell english correctly..... Go eat a duck

Name: theodor
Iceland
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 17:46:11
Comments:
Mitch, the guy that posted here a few posts down: If I were from OZ I would vomit in disgust because I shared the same country with someone who couldn´t even spell english correctly..... Go eat a duck

Name: Martin Foyle
Ireland
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 11:03:39
Comments:
You may be interested to know that the CNBC Europe teletext listing of your appearance on Leno the other night, due to be shown this sunday the 10th, lists you as being Graham Parker, the english rocker.

Name: Mitch
Location: Sydney, NSW Australia
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 00:40:18
Comments:
Looser, I sore u on leno Last night, U didn't make me very proud to be an ozzie... sory... laiter dickhead

Name: Craig Lueschow
Location: St. Louis, Mo USA
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 00:35:56
Comments:
Liked your site. Well written and very compact. Must admit that collecting navel lint is kinda strange. But I have been accused of being strange from time to time so I guess you are in good company. As for the gal who flamed you about how 'disgusting' (or something to that effect) you hobby is. What does it say about her that she would take the time to even visit your site? Sounds like she is VERY attractive to you. Anyway, I do appreciate your site and if you have the time, please email me with some info on your web-design proccess. (what editors you used, ect) Take care and good luck.

Name: Matthew Eryk Despard
CT Usa
Date: Thursday, February 7, 2002 at 00:26:02
Comments:
I have been collecting my fluff for over a couple years now and it just realy turns me on thinkin about it i get like stimulated i am looking for some one else who has expierenced this feeling before so we can do it together email me matt eryk

Name: sara
Location: hackettstown, NJ USA
Date: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 22:25:14
Comments:
wow, you are a real nutcase! I couln't believe you were actually on TV for that disgusting hobby of yours! I thought it was all a joke. Is your life that terrible that you have to pick your belly button on a daily basis? You must have one censored of a caved in belly button. Eww, thats nasty. I hope you are totally single or freakishly gay because an average, normal woman would have to be a total loser to even spend 5 minutes with you after finding out about your totally abnormal picking obsession. It's just so nasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name:Joe
Location: Calgary, AB Canada
Date: Wednesday, February 6, 2002 at 00:11:19
Comments:
I would just like to say that after watching you on leno, i was very happy because I thought I was the biggest loser on the planet, you proved me wrong, you are the apitamy of everything a loser stands for. You are my hero!!!

Name: Richard Bourne
Location: Thomson, Ga USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 22:21:05
Comments:
I was watching Leno last night and saw you. I figured that I would check out your site. This is an interesting hobby. I filled out your survey, hope it helps.

Name: Alisha Stacey
Location: Toronto, OH United States
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 22:02:05
Comments:
Hey I saw ya on Jay Leno last night. I never heard of anyone collecting navel lint before. But I say if that's what ya wanna do go for it dude. It's cool because it's different. Good Luck with your collection and love the site. =-)

Name:Jeremiah
Location: Columbiana, Ohio United States
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 21:56:48
Comments:
Sir, I must say you were very entertaining on Jay's show. I respect anyone who dares to be different. You my friend are cool. If you ever need a band to play a song about you, we will do it. Visit our site sometime. You rock! Rock on...

Name: jack
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 21:49:56
Comments:
you should not fear "god"

Name: Elle Vis
Location: Las Vegas, NV USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 20:52:33
Comments:
P.S. I LOVE this site! The whole thing is just, well, WAAAY cool!

Name: Elle Vis
Location: Las Vegas, NV USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 20:42:18
Comments:
Whoops! Just wonderin'... Who in the mental ward allowed Mr.Satanica (or is it Ms.? Oh, well, no mind...) Internet access...I didn't know censored had internet service providers...oh, yeah, that's where it all started--now I remember... Anyhow, cool site! If ya' do tour, make sure you stop in Vegas--Elvis would love to see ya'! Navel Fluff Rocks!

Name: Missy
Location: Dallas, TXDate: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 12:59:50
Comments:
I saw you on Leno last night. That was the grossest thing I have ever seen! I loved it!! Keep up the good work and the "fluff"! Why was it red again? I missed it....Take care

Name:Perry Wilson
Location: Ssn Benito, Texas USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 10:32:32
Comments:
Greetings from South Texas. Saw you on Jay. Enjoyed your web site especially the 3d and scenery photos. Feel free to add my company name to your list.

Name: Graeme
Location: Newcastle, NSW Australia
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 06:07:05
Comments:
Saw you on the Jay Leno show on Foxtel. What was it like meeting Kylie? I would pick the fluff of her naval anytime. Wonder if they want a toe jam collector

Name: Satanica
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:46:58
Comments:
Awesome page but i must say that fearing a Sexist Fictional white imperialist egomanic god is a sorry way to be. why not try writing your own life rules for you alone to follow? Why waste the time with two thousand year old text written to keep the ruling class in powr while their workers feared working for themselves. censored God , and if he did exsist then it would be of the utmost importance to destroy him and his minions and rule ourselves. Power to the people! down with all authority. People starve while priests live of the public like kings.

Name: Evan
Location: Pasco, FL USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:44:43
Comments:
seen you on leno... made me think! im gonna start saving my nut cheeze. peace

Name: shaopin
Location: vancouver, bc canada
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:39:41
Comments:
at first I thought what you were collecting was...quite nasty...but after seeing you on the Jay Leno show, expressing your feelings about your...odd collect...I said what the censored..just do whatever the censored you want... keep it up

Name: Dennis O'Farrell
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:39:25
Comments:
I just saw you on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno here in the United States. Congrats on your world record. Keep up the good work.

Name: Linda
Location: San Diego, CA USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:34:07
Comments:
You must get lots of hits after being on TV... love the originality of your thinking, collecting and website.

Name: wongie
Location: slc, ut us
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:21:10
Comments:
I guess what ever makes you happy and fluff does 4 you just seen you on the tonight show lmao you just GO!! boY!!! good luck on the fluff collection. luv luv ut.

Name: Laura
Location: London, On. Canada
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 02:11:29
Comments:
I saw you on Jay Leno tonight and if I hadn't, I don't think I would have ever even imagined that there would be a web site pertaining to " Navel Fluff ". Speaking of "Navel Fluff ", I think you may soon have some competition for the world record. My boyfriend happends to have a Navel Lint issue going on that personally grosses me out. But hey, if it works for you, congratulations, and atleast you can say you were on the Tonight Show !! I think next you should start an ear wax collection !!!

Name: drunkle
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 01:45:38
Comments:
you are f*cking crazy

Name: Adam
Location: St. Paul, MN USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:56:11
Comments:
I saw you on Leno tonight. Very amusing. It's great that you got your 15 minutes of fame from collecting navel fluff! I like your sites. Enjoyed your pictures of Australia even the cow ones. I filled out your survey. Good luck with your fluff picking!

Name: Kirk Daponte
Location: Detroit Lakes, MN USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:50:07
Comments:
I found out about you when you made the World Record and kicked myself for not thinking of it myself.. ^_^ Then recently I saw you on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno, rubbing elbows with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Man, if I coulda been there it would've been awesome. I had no idea you had a site but it was a good thing you 'plugged' it on TV or else I would've never been able to surf in and give you praise. Those dancers' costumes were pretty weird, weren't they? I think they need to improve their dancing technique, too... Well anywho, congrats on a job well done and keep up the good work! (Try to get some 'midnight black' coloured fluff going..I like that color ^_^) Always a pleasure...Kirk

Name: Kimberly Smith
Location: Toronto, Canada
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:26:57
Comments:
Hi :) I just saw you on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. I loved you on the show, and your site is great. Maybe you should take your fluff on tour, we'd love to have you in Canada sometime ! Kim

Name:Zack
Location: Chattanooga, Tennessee USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:25:20
Comments:
Saw you on Leno, you did great! I have to say, before this site, I thought I've seen it all. You proved me wrong. Best of luck. p.s. The towel color change cracks me up!

Name: John
Location: Danville, VA USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:23:04
Comments:
Saw you on Leno tonight and surfed on in. I will enjoy sending your cow cards. Thanks! Isn't it great that Christians can have fun, too? Keep up the quest and God Bless.

Name: Chuck
USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:09:04
Comments:
It is amazing how much fluff you have collected. My ear wax collection pales in comparison.

Name: Laszlo T. Andre
Location: San Antonio, TX USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:05:46
Comments:
Saw you and your collection on Jay Leno...Good Show Wish I had thought about saving mine. Filled out your survey and browsed your site. Great site..very entertaining and navel (I mean novel, different, unique).

Name: Gary Wallace
Location: Pierre, SD USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:04:57
Comments:
Hello, seen you with Jay, tonight. Your site is interesting with lots of different things to ponder..Good Health..Gary

Name: Becka Johnson
Location: USA, USA USA
Date: Tuesday, February 5, 2002 at 00:02:39
Comments:
I just saw you on Leno & decided to check your website out. I like your nature pictures, I will check out more of your site when I find time. As an avid collector of miscellaneous things, I see nothing wrong with your collection choice. To each one's own! =) God Bless!

Name: Laszlo T. Andre
Date: Monday, February 4, 2002 at 23:59:47
Comments:

Name: Annette Sober-Seguin
Location: Albany, NY Good ol US of A
Date: Monday, February 4, 2002 at 23:57:08
Comments:
Looks like I wasn't the only one who had insomnia, and caught you on Leno. I must say, you are strange, but hey- it got you on national television.

Name: Aaron Johnson
Location: Madison, WI USA
Date: Monday, February 4, 2002 at 23:47:59
Comments:
I love lint, or navel fluff as you call it. I saw you on The Tonight Show. You inspired me to try to break your record.

Name: Amy Overman
Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA
Date: Monday, February 4, 2002 at 23:43:14
Comments:
Hi! I just watched you on Jay Leno and decided to check out your site. I also filled out your survey, as you requested. I must say that I was suprised to discover you are a Christian! I'm a born-again Christian as well. I'm off to check out the rest of your site! So far it's delightfully zany!

Name: guni
Date: Saturday, February 2, 2002 at 15:09:16
Comments:
you obviously love cows- how about a "cows of the world " bit

Name: Dennis James
Location: Carterville, Il USA
Date: Saturday, February 2, 2002 at 00:13:02
Comments:
Great site! Very funny, and it's great that you know and worship our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. I don't see how people who don't can even HAVE a sense of humor. I loved the belly button lint collection. I dig mine out every night, and have often thought I should start saving it for future use, but never have. I'm glad to see someone is a little crazier than I am.

Name: REGINA WOMACK
Location: Harrisburg, IL USA
Date: Friday, February 1, 2002 at 15:00:18
Comments:
YOU HAVE SOME AWSOME PICTURES KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

Name:Net Sailer Sydney
Location: Sydney, NSW Oz
Date: Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 03:35:52
Comments:
Some bogus names, Sydney Street James Town Gerald Tun Warick Farm (suburb in Sydney) D. Light T. Square (mathematics) Miss Terri World ("mystery world") Enjoy and God bless.

Name:Net Sailer Sydney
Location: Sydney, NSW Australia
Date: Saturday, January 19, 2002 at 06:26:47
Comments:
What an original, a thoroughly original page on navel fluff (will check out the rest of the site later). My wife comments on mine occasionally and now I am quite "fluffed" with information. Take care, c3102 alias Net Sailer Sydney, or just plain Mervyn.

Name: Barbara
Date: Tuesday, January 15, 2002 at 04:12:50
Comments:
What a great website. You've made my day!

Name: Carly
England
Date: Monday, January 14, 2002 at 11:34:05
Comments:
hiya, i just came accross this web page through ask jeeves and i because of this i haven't found out the actual web page so i can come back 2 it but i'm sure i will soon! Well done, i'm sorry i can't remeber your name, but u seem my sort of person!.....Great website, really funny!! -x-

Name:Stuart Beasley
Date: Sunday, January 13, 2002 at 02:19:25
Comments:
Great site. Totally unique compared with most other personal sites. Loved the naval fluff page, and the scenery pictures,looks great, maybe getting a visit from me soon.

Name: Mitch Thompson
England
Date: Saturday, January 12, 2002 at 16:22:35
Comments:
It was my girlfriend who first took an interest in my belly-button fluff and this inspired me to produce a minimalist artwork entitled 'A Week in the Fluff of a Belly-Button' which features seven large pieces of card, each with one piece of belly-button fluff attached. I decided to do a search for belly-button fluff on the internet and found your excellent site. After examining the belly-button fluff section I was drawn to the 3D Photography bit which is excellent. Thank you for introducing me to this concept, I'm going to try it out myself very soon. Incidentally, I found it very easy to pick-up the technique for viewing your work in 3D. I'm going to have a look at your poetry now... Cheers mate!!

Name: Button Full of fluff
Location: Ocean Township, NJ USA
Date: Tuesday, January 8, 2002 at 14:01:37
Comments:
I too had a fluff collection. I started back in 1984 also, the year I was married. Unbeknownst to my new bride, I put daily samples of fluff into a crystal candy dish that was a gift from someone that I did not like. About a year later, she was sickened by my collection, just before she put candy in the jar. As recently as a year ago, she gave the candy dish away as a white elephant. Hopefully no one else is putting candy in the dish now!

Name: Graham Meyrick
Location: Hull, england
Date: Thursday, January 3, 2002 at 18:12:41
Comments:
Cool site dude, I especially like the collection of belly button fluff since 1984. It has inspired me to start a collection of my own so that I can make a full size 15.5 tog duvet in which to keep my family warm during our harsh winters in good ol' blighty.

Name: Rod Bailey
Location: Washington D.C., DC USA
Date: Monday, December 31, 2001 at 09:07:03
Comments:
Thank you for your poems. My daughter needed a 2 minute poem for her class. Your poems are not only long, they are also beautiful. Once again thanks

Name: Garreth Brooke
Date: Saturday, December 29, 2001 at 12:42:17
Comments:
Thankyou for the lovely, lovely, lovely cards that I've been sending. What a lovely, lovely, lovely man you are: a christian moutian climber, photographer, collector of navel fluff,etc,etc,etc. LOVELY!

Name:Terry Bull
essex uk
Date: Thursday, December 27, 2001 at 17:35:08
Comments:
This one exists.. A signwriter trying not to live up to his name!

Name:Jennifer McMahon
Location: Walpole, MA USA
Date: Wednesday, December 26, 2001 at 23:56:14
Comments:
sick sick funny....yet sick...and i mean sick in a good way....

Name: David Barker
Location: Leeds, Yorks UK
Date: Saturday, December 22, 2001 at 15:19:13
Comments:
Crazy ideas where did you get the idea to save fluff & Beards had mine for 30 years, The barber would love this. Found you while searching Barker

Name:William Charles Tinker
Location: Northfield, NH USA
Date: Wednesday, December 19, 2001 at 20:33:15
Comments:
ITS ALL TOTALLY GOOD STUFF! Bill

Name: chris simpson
Location: new port richey, fl. usa
Date: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 22:23:52
Comments:
never stop looking to the lord and never stop enjoying life. your photos were exceptional. enjoyed your humor and hope it grows with time. you are a bit ofa nut, but nuts are fun. have a great life young man and stay close to your maker as he has many things to show and teach you. thanks for the visit. and happy holidays