Graham's Paddock

Old Guestbook

Name:Insert this rectally
Location: huh?, confusion usa #1
Date: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 12:06:50
Comments:
man, u have a warped mind.... take a look at these 2 sites here, and see what ur missing...LMAO!

Name:Myria Mandell
Location: Albuquerque, NM US
Date: Tuesday, December 18, 2001 at 11:00:34
Comments:
I am very impressed by the originality of this site!! It's way cool!!

Name: Dick Willems
Location: Fresno, CA US of A
Date: Monday, December 17, 2001 at 21:29:59
Comments:
Fear God! Thank you very much, Brother! You mad my evening here in Central California!

Name:Victorio
Location: Amersfoort, Utrecht The Netherlands
Date: Monday, December 17, 2001 at 13:04:41
Comments:
Like your style. I love weird sites! So be sure to visit my homepage sometime! www.victorio.nl Stay cool! Be crazy!

Name: Andy
England
Date: Saturday, December 15, 2001 at 19:14:39
Comments:
This has to be one of the strangest, most amusing, weirdest, unique, sites on the net. The navel lint collection is Turner Prize material.

Name:Jim Boot
Location: Perth, WA Australia
Date: Friday, December 7, 2001 at 20:46:19
Comments:
far be it for me to get uptight for referring to me as an "object" but after years of sly digs and slurs at school I am of course delighted to be referred to as a "made up name" anyway, come and say hello http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Amphitheatre/9791/page3.html

Name: Kathi
Date: Friday, December 7, 2001 at 06:21:13
Comments:
Hi Graham! Cool, someone else in this world really collects navel fluff! We started it some months ago, but don't do it really regularly. I don't have any (tiny belly button), but my boy-friend has a lot of it. Sometimes we harvest it, and put it into an old glass which used to contain pepper corns. (We didn't have any other container at the beginning.) So, I guess we have the only pepper-scented navel fluff collection in the world. We started actually because we had the idea of knitting a sweater out of it some day, but you are right, it's really disappointingly little. And, yes, it also has always the same colour, some kind of greyish blue, no matter what shirts he wears. (Judged from the colour of his shirts, it should be rather black or so.) It's so cool to read that somebody has the same experiences! And I already thought we were weirdos! Thanks a lot! Kathi P.S.: Is it an Australian phenomenon? Because we come from Germany, but got the idea only here, in Australia...

Name: Matt Montgomery
Location: Concord, CA USA
Date: Wednesday, December 5, 2001 at 14:25:09
Comments:
Found your site after it featured on 'The Screensavers' on TechTV. Unfortunately I happened across your naval fluff while ingesting my lunch and had a near-lurch experience. As a fellow brother in Christ I also appreciated your words on the fear of God, something we all need to be reminded of more often. Keep up the good work!

Name: Kurt K.
Location: Ithaca, NY USA
Date: Tuesday, December 4, 2001 at 22:29:15
Comments:
I haven't laughed this hard in SUCH a long time! I laughed just as hard at the grumblers on the guestbook page as I did at the belly-button lint, because the grumblers just DON'T get it. Those types of people just can't enjoy life the way God really wants us to. Sad, really. I absolutely LOVED the web page! There just may be a part in the next Monty Python movie for you, Graham. Keep up the GREAT work. Take care! :-)

Name: Tom
Location: Flintshire, UK Britain
Date: Friday, November 30, 2001 at 12:29:22
Comments:
Hello, I like your belly button fluff collection, i found it very inspiring and i feel like going off and starting an unusual collection of my own... I just looked at my belly button...it doesnt produce lint... :( Anyway your site is very interesting.

Name: Ivan
Location: stockholm, sweden
Date: Friday, November 30, 2001 at 01:16:42
Comments:
Hello!!! Why feer good!!!!!

Name: Michele Stephens
Location: Ravenshoe, Q.L.D Australia
Date: Monday, November 19, 2001 at 02:34:48
Comments:
Wonderful,I love cow,s they are the best. I have a Dexter x,And we have 180 Brahman cattle that we look after, all tame like dogs.Very peaceful animals. Lay in a paddock with a heap of cow's and all your troubles just flow away!I loved your page,more photo's soon?

Name:Donna Jaffke (Tickle Lee Clown)
Date: Tuesday, November 6, 2001 at 13:02:03
Comments:

Name: Dani
Location: Tracy, CA USA
Date: Monday, November 5, 2001 at 14:37:04
Comments:
Your site is great! I dont find the belly button fluff page very attractive but thats ok! My belly button doesnt produce lint...can you teach me how?! The names page was awesome :) Have you ever considered the names *Mike Rapp or *Harry Oranges ?

Name: Saulius Skruibis
Location: Klaipeda, Lithuania
Date: Sunday, November 4, 2001 at 19:26:42
Comments:
Great site, man! Really loved it - especially the 3D photography stuff - didnt believe i would make it, but i did and the view is cool. gotta try makin my own photos. and 34 ways to annoy people (did u think it up yourself?). Though purple rhymes with turtle :) and did u know who was Kosciuszko? (Thats what the mountain from your photos is called). He was a Lithuanian rebel leader :) U r, i think, a very interesting person. If u plan to come to Lithuania, call me :)

Name: Bente Bye Johannessen
Location: Sandnessjøen, Norway
Date: Monday, October 29, 2001 at 07:24:20
Comments:
Hallo Graham! Loved to read about your collection of navel fluff. I have told all my friends, and we had a good laugh. You know happy people live longer? I will now live a very long life. Thank you!

Name: panda_pez
Location: sydney, nsw australia
Date: Thursday, October 18, 2001 at 22:46:18
Comments:
that navel lint is definately the highlight of the website.

Name: Elva
Victoria Australia
Date: Tuesday, October 16, 2001 at 05:22:18
Comments:
A rather unique site.Made me relax and smile(good for the soul) I can't help but wonder if you are the person that coined the phrase "Oh holy cow"?

Name: Chris
Location: Ouyen, Victoria Australia
Date: Monday, October 15, 2001 at 20:58:16
Comments:
Loved it, you have a great sense of humour. Thanks for the laughs.

Name:Billy Goat Gruff
Location: of God, of Constant Confussion Nation, Land, State... We are the world... We are the People
Date: Thursday, October 11, 2001 at 14:47:48
Comments:
God bless you man! I wish I went to church with you! You're site is a riot! Good luck with your Navel Lint collection! I particularly enjoyed your 'nametag' page! Too funny! Spread the Love of God and humor!

Name: billy boutton
Location: galverston, tx USA
Date: Wednesday, October 10, 2001 at 09:08:41
Comments:
I could almost bet your a loner , a bit strange and you have other strange habits, such a shame that the world is full of weirdos, and i bet your gay as censored, I would hate my daughter to get caught up with some one like you. There is a place for people that dont play with a full deck. I am sure you know

Name:britney spears
Location: New York, NY USA
Date: Saturday, October 6, 2001 at 05:27:58
Comments:
Wonderful site. Thanks

Name: Dawn
Il USA
Date: Friday, September 14, 2001 at 20:26:33
Comments:
Interesting,funn and gross in a good way. Love the cows.

Name:Steve Miller
USA
Date: Monday, September 3, 2001 at 05:21:23
Comments:
I stumbled over your site by complete accident.. but I'm glad I did. You've got lots of hilarious content here! I'll be back to read more of it! :)

Name: sally Rodgers
Location: Dallas, tx USA
Date: Friday, August 31, 2001 at 19:33:54
Comments:
So sad you havent got a life, pity you have to save useless bits of rubbish, God put one on earth each day and you were the unfortunate one on your day.

Name:Art Bell
Location: Las Vegas, NV USA
Date: Monday, August 27, 2001 at 17:35:20
Comments:
Cool site. Thanks

Name: TAHIR IMRAN
Location: QILA AHMED ABAD., PUNJAB PAKISTAN
Date: Tuesday, August 21, 2001 at 04:51:32
Comments:
I THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR WEBSITE, VERY WELL DONE.GOD BLESS YOU MORE THEN THIS. WE ARE IN THE NEED OF A CHURCH BUILDING. CAN YOU HELP US???

Name: Duncan Biscuits
Location: Perth, W.A Australia
Date: Monday, August 20, 2001 at 04:44:48
Comments:
How can one man have so much talent? (NOT)

Name: J
Date: Monday, August 20, 2001 at 01:36:17
Comments:
Elephants are the only animals that cant jump, eh? I'd love to see a snail jump... I think you meant that it's the only mammal... but can seafaring mammals "jump"?

Name: katrina
Date: Saturday, August 18, 2001 at 22:26:29
Comments:

Name: randy randy
Location: lagos, lagos nigeria
Date: Thursday, August 9, 2001 at 14:29:24
Comments:
very interesting.

Name: Lorrie
Location: Mfd., CT US
Date: Wednesday, August 1, 2001 at 14:57:11
Comments:
Love your site!! Thought you might enjoy our bands website "Ronnie Snoit & the Navels".....check it out at ronniesnoit.com. Thanks for making me laugh!!

Name: TIM
Location: Nottingham, uk
Date: Sunday, July 15, 2001 at 15:32:25
Comments:
Great laugh m8 like ur sense of humour keep it up!

Name: L. Parks
Location: Kingston, Ont Canada
Date: Tuesday, June 12, 2001 at 12:12:32
Comments:
I thoroughly enjoyed your website, very well done! I was able to find some "cow" photos here for my son's school project.

Name: John Swartzendruber
Location: Tupelo, MS USA
Date: Tuesday, June 5, 2001 at 10:38:56
Comments:
I found your site today while searching for material for my weekly Bible study. Today's topic was "fearing God". I used some of your material and enjoyed roaming the rest of the site. Great stuff-hilarious. God has given you a wonderful sense of humor with which to enjoy His world. John

Name:sheila howard
Location: graham, florida usa
Date: Thursday, May 31, 2001 at 22:55:49
Comments:
I have not finished the full of your web page but I shall return until I do so. Very enjoyable. As an addicted collector I applaud you your uniqueness.. and the ability to fill the jars without cost. oh that what I collect were this cheap...............Sheila

Name: Alexander Gonzalez
Location: Santa Clara, VC Cuba
Date: Tuesday, May 29, 2001 at 12:19:20
Comments:
Me encanto el sitio! Realmente me siento feliz por que hayan personas que piensen de forma tan positiva :)

Name: Asia
Florida USA
Date: Tuesday, May 22, 2001 at 21:33:02
Comments:
I'm utterly disturbed.

Name: Katie
Nebraska U.S.A.
Date: Friday, May 18, 2001 at 23:58:23
Comments:
Hahaha! Hilarious! Now I know two cow lovers! :) Your testimony is really amazing. We serve a truly AWESOME GOD!

Name: Lucy
Location: Atlanta, GA USA
Date: Monday, May 7, 2001 at 12:33:38
Comments:
I really enjoyed your site. I think you have a really unique way of looking at the world. I loved the landscape screensaver. Makes me wanna visit! Take care!

Name: celtfan 50
Location: leven, fife scotland
Date: Friday, May 4, 2001 at 13:11:55
Comments:
i think you have a great sight @great navel fluff keep up the good work i must start collecting mine bye bye

Name:The Frenchkiss
Location: Lausanne, Vaud Switzerland
Date: Wednesday, May 2, 2001 at 04:42:02
Comments:
Nice site.. J'ai oublie dans mon email de hier de demander si l'un de vous a un frisbee et pourrait l'apporter aux X? (comment ca s'ecrit??) Nous prendrons une balle de volley et des raquettes de badminton. Regards The frenchkiss P.S : Never frenchkiss a navel unless the lint isnt in.

Name: Sally T
Location: Liverpool, England
Date: Thursday, April 26, 2001 at 04:25:44
Comments:
I know you have 'found' God but I was in need of finding spirituality - with your site, I have found it, Graham. Have you considered preaching your own gospel? Maybe your followers could be called 'The 3D boss-eyed bovine navel fluffists'. (If you take some letters away from your name and add others, you get 'Messiah' - all the signs are there, Graham -succumb to your calling.) Tarrah. xx

Name: Anne Wurr
Location: Petaluma, CA USA
Date: Tuesday, April 24, 2001 at 12:03:44
Comments:
Now I know I have to return to WA! Thanks for these photos.

Name: Lela
Date: Tuesday, April 17, 2001 at 00:00:45
Comments:
HEY CRAZY NUTTER! YOUR SITE IS REFRESHINGLY CRAZY!

Name: Teresa Lewis
Date: Sunday, April 15, 2001 at 19:34:03
Comments:
I was alternately grossed out and intrigued by what I thought was a nasty little site that was too stupid NOT to read. However, when I read the "Fear God" part it all began to make sense. I too appreciate the Godliness in the smallest and plainest of things, although, I never went as far as to see God in the context of my navel lint. My navel, yes. The lint, No. Too often we look for God in big booming things and forget that God usually speaks in a still, small voice. Keep up the good work. Anything that ultimately points people to God and Christ, can't really be stupid at all. Many Blessings to you and Happy Easter!

Name:Russell Pepper
Location: Perth, perth and Kinross UK
Date: Saturday, April 14, 2001 at 17:06:00
Comments:
excellent site. The belly button stuff is really funny, if a bit minging

Name: Russell King
Location: Melbourne , VicDate: Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 04:20:27
Comments:
Im a radio producer for a Melbourne radio station and have been trying to track you down for a phone interview...please phone me on (03) 9866 8666

Name: Russell King
Location: Melbourne , VicDate: Sunday, March 25, 2001 at 04:18:57
Comments:
Im a radio producer for a Melbourne radio station and have been trying tomtrack you down for a phone interview...please phone me on (03) 9866 8666

Name: Katie
Location: Melbourne, Vic Australia
Date: Saturday, March 24, 2001 at 00:02:50
Comments:
The site was SO funny! I loved it, but I don't get navel fluff either - funny to look at Graham's collection!

Name: Martina
Location: MELBOURNE, Vic Australia
Date: Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 23:56:00
Comments:
P.S. Can you please tell my why, despite the fact that I have a decent 'inney', why don't I get Belly Button Fluff? Surely this is not just another male-dominated domain?????

Name: Martina
Location: Melbourne, Vic Australia
Date: Wednesday, March 21, 2001 at 23:52:33
Comments:
What an amazing collection of the wierd, wonderful, and thought-provoking - thanks for making my day!

Name: kosmic
Location: leeds, england
Date: Saturday, March 10, 2001 at 04:15:39
Comments:
Hi Graham just have to say that you're site is either the work of a genius or a mad man not quite sure which yet! A comment on the color of fluff mine is always blue, could this be linked to the way my thoughts tend waver. Keep up the good work.

Name: Willie Ingram
Location: Saltcoats, Scotland
Date: Wednesday, March 7, 2001 at 15:24:54
Comments:
Hi. I stumbled on your site by mistake, Great photographs (including the cows) interesting site..I will visit again.

Name: Sally Murphy
oh usa
Date: Thursday, February 22, 2001 at 00:06:53
Comments:
I really injoyed your photos there very beautiful. Thank you very much for sharing

Name:mule
UK
Date: Wednesday, January 31, 2001 at 15:44:26
Comments:
Mad. BTW, you've won a Kick Ass award from the Daily Mule. See http://www.thedailymule.co.uk/index/ass.html. Wear your Kick Ass badge with pride.

Name: Larry Lamb
Location: London, UK
Date: Thursday, January 11, 2001 at 07:48:40
Comments:
you r a nutter

Name:Lasse Ydhag
Location: Malmoe, Sweden
Date: Monday, January 8, 2001 at 14:34:40
Comments:
I like your 3D-pictures!

Name: Spyder
Qld Australia
Date: Saturday, December 9, 2000 at 08:08:37
Comments:
Wicked 3D Photos! Very interesting...

Name: TINA RAY
Location: CLEVELAND, MS USA
Date: Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 18:23:59
Comments:
I CAME ACROSS YOUR SITE WHILE I WAS LOOKING FOR COW SCREENSAVERS. I FOUND THOSE AND SO MUCH MORE. COW'S ARE MY FAVORITE AND YOU HAVE THE BEST COW STUFF. THANKS FOR A GREAT SITE.

Name: Judy Cocat
Location: Roselle, Il USA
Date: Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 06:07:43
Comments:
Love you show. Listen to you every morning. Keep up the good work.

Name:elvid
Location: hamilton, on CANADA
Date: Monday, September 11, 2000 at 08:33:34
Comments:
GREAT SITE . WELL DONE . I ENJOYED MY VISIT .

Name:Joan
Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL USA
Date: Tuesday, August 22, 2000 at 09:05:45
Comments:
Hi There, What a great site, you did a great job. Just surfed in for a visit from a link on LynnLynn-Links list. Please drop by my site for a cold glass of mint iced tea while you visit my den beside my lake. Joan

Name: Derek Wingham
Location: coochiemudlo, Qld Australia
Date: Monday, August 21, 2000 at 16:55:02
Comments:
There is a specific word for navel fluff,which I heard some time ago, but have forgotten. Do you by any chance know it?

Name: Lisa curdy
Location: Bellingham, WA USA
Date: Monday, August 21, 2000 at 01:48:16
Comments:
Love the site! While typing in (usually) meaningless Web sites at work (a newspaper), I happended upon your site. Who knew the rather drab word, fluff, would yeild such a bountiful harvest of funky naval fluff? Take care, keep it real, Graham! --Miss Lisa

Name:Andy Lomax
Location: Tromso, Norway
Date: Monday, August 14, 2000 at 06:19:35
Comments:
Hello Graham, At last! I've been looking for a "serious" site like yours for ages! I've been a BBF (belly-button fluff) fan since the eighties, and started collecting in 1990. I had a fine collection until my (former) wife threw my jar away in a fit of pique. Just one of the reasons I got divorced....... Unlike yourself, my BBF is ALWAYS blue, no matter what colour of shirt I wear. Strange. Definitely a subject that requires more research. I recently got married again to a lady who tolerates my hobby (Norwegians are less sqeamish, I mean they eat seals.....) so I'm working on building up my collection again. Happy de-fluffing - I'll keep watching your site! - Andy

Name: Sal Russo
Location: Lakewood, NJ USA
Date: Thursday, August 3, 2000 at 13:39:24
Comments:
I appreciate your sense of humor combined with your Christianity. I also try to combine the two. Some appreciate it and some don't. I also believe that God gave us both. God Bless!

Name: me
Location: ft lauderdale, fl usa
Date: Tuesday, July 18, 2000 at 09:07:27
Comments:
SOMEONE SERIOUSLY NEEDS A LIFE!!!

Name: Haba Titi
Philippines
Date: Saturday, July 15, 2000 at 12:25:56
Comments:
You're one crazy dude, but you've got a great website with lots of interesting features, like the pictures,the cow shits,the parables,poems,cow cards and the rest. I rate it out of 10 an 8. Still you've got to be commended for your effort to bring out and carry forth the message of God. Keep mooing !!!

Name: KC
NC USA
Date: Sunday, July 9, 2000 at 00:38:10
Comments:
I Like your site......but you really should use the KING JAMES VERSION BIBLE...I know...People say its easier to read...The KJV is written on a 5th grade level..whats so hard about that? The N.I.V. leaves out so much...the BLOOD..countless verses..REV. 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophesy, GOD shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

Name: Robert Johnson
Location: tennessee, US
Date: Monday, June 26, 2000 at 08:19:51
Comments:
Are you for real man, Sounds like you should spend some time in a hospital for the criminally insane.......

Name: Lil Moo
Location: uniland, WADate: Friday, June 23, 2000 at 22:52:28
Comments:
if you play debussy and mahler the cows come up to the fence and sometimes the lilmoomoos will give you kisses. but if you play hendrix or the rolling stones they run away and you find yourself with nothing but a turned-off electric fence in between you and the paddock containing the big bad bull...have you tried taking plan view photos of moos? i've planned some great ute hijacks(the ones with the feed) in order to orchestrate this...unfortunately i've never ever woken up in time to catch them...i do think our Creator had FUN in mind when He drafted plans for the cows...

Name: Claire
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland
Date: Friday, June 23, 2000 at 11:24:02
Comments:
dude, please, please tell me that this is a joke and you don't really have that amount of belly button hair.however,if you do,i'm still willing to forgive you because it was censored funny. so count yourself lucky.

Name:Chris Williams
Location: Rosemarkie, uk Scotland
Date: Thursday, June 22, 2000 at 13:31:44
Comments:
Funny stuff, when did you get out m8?

Name: spleen
Location: Stanmore, NSW Australia
Date: Monday, June 19, 2000 at 09:02:48
Comments:
ever wondered why the mighty cow has no bellybutton into which one can gaze. no hollow hope of fluff. no chance of bare fingered abandon. when one considers this it becomes apparent that such a creature needs not to avert his/her despair, his/her lust? for such a creature is god him/herself. calm. yet fearful. omnipresent. yet not. moo before divinity.

Name: Bubba
Date: Friday, June 16, 2000 at 11:09:01
Comments:
Don't see what God has to do with any of this. I think probability is behind everything. Thank probability. But I fear probability the same way you fear your imaginary friend 'God' because I know what kinds of things are probable, and that these things can and may happen, and that the laws probability are beyond our control. Don't use God as an excuse for explaining things you don't understand or know about (like where naval lint comes from:). REmember: don't thank "God", thank probability. Also--not only christians worship and have relationships with this "God" construct.

Name: creaphish
Canada
Date: Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 20:05:32
Comments:
I laughed like an idiot. Your brain cells are bumping together in unexpected ways. Praise God.

Name:Tedd
Location: Nope, MS USA
Date: Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 19:40:35
Comments:
Ummm...Definitley disgusting, but informative (I think). You definitley have way too much time on your hands. Try knitting, but please don't use the navel lint!

Name:Suzanne Williams
Location: Auburndale, FL USA
Date: Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 13:21:53
Comments:
What an interesting webpage...though I don't understand the naval fluff thing...seems nasty somehow, but I did enjoy your photographs.

Name: samantha harris
Location: London, UK
Date: Thursday, June 15, 2000 at 06:10:45
Comments:
I was interested to read about your collection and am writing to ask you if your'e interested in making a claim to Guinness World Records. We would need signed witness statements to back up that is your own collection (preferably one medical sourse to verify that it is naval lint)A hard copy of the photographs on your website and any press coverage you have recieved. If interested contact me for Guinness World Records address. Best wishes. Samantha Harris

Name:Benjamin Faberlle
Location: Winter Springs, Florida USA
Date: Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at 17:35:13
Comments:
I thought I had seen it all then behold the weirdest site on the web!!! WOW!!! Some very interesting stuff. I wish you much success in your pusuit...perhaps Guiness (world records not the beer) has a number you can call. Ben http://www.allfreepromotion.com

Name:Jim Gronemann
Location: Chicago, Il USA
Date: Monday, June 12, 2000 at 08:57:48
Comments:
Please call us so that we can set up an interview with you. Jim 312-274-4023

Name:Formosa
Location: Taipak, Island Formosa
Date: Sunday, June 4, 2000 at 03:07:12
Comments:
Hi Graham, you have an awesome website! you are welcome to add your homepages links to our site. We will translate&publish your words online FREE! Publishing your messages in Chinese will increase millions potential web surfers who non-English viewers could easily read your messages. Sincerely, Formosa West Pacific

Name: simoneseagull
s.a. australia
Date: Saturday, May 27, 2000 at 20:16:53
Comments:
Thought your sight was a real buzz, Graham, have you ever thought about extending your collection to ear wax, fingernail clippings or nasal hair ? This would certainly put you in the book of records. Cheers, Simone.

Name: News 13 ABCNEWS (Colorado Springs)
Location: Colorado Springs, CO United States
Date: Saturday, May 27, 2000 at 17:17:49
Comments:
Dearest Graham, We feature interesting web sites on our news and yours made it this weekend. Those of us in the news room couldn't believe you actually saved your naval fuzz. What made you want to start doing that? It's interesting. Are you hoping to get into the Guiness Book of Records? Thanks and keep scooping! news13

Name: Katie
Location: That Town, ZZ That Country
Date: Friday, May 26, 2000 at 11:55:22
Comments:
Hey Graham! Wanted to tell you that I love your site. I was looking for fun cites on Yahoo! and they had your cite with its belly button lint collection. I was amused and had fun looking at it, but was really excited to find out that you are a Christian. Thanks for sharing the Gospel on your page. Way to take a stand for Jesus! My dad is from Melbourne, too, so that connection made it all the better. You know what they say about those crazy Aussies! And us Christians, well, we have a sense of humor and I think God must, too. Anyway, thanks! God bless! Katie

Name: Talitha
Location: San Diego, CA USA
Date: Monday, May 22, 2000 at 22:30:56
Comments:
Hey, I think your site is SOOO cool!! I mean, who has the guts to tell the world about their navel lint collection??? It's great! And also to tell everyone w/o shame, of your fear and Love for God. Keep up the good wor.. fun! ~Tal =)

Name: Ros
Location: Perth, WA Australia
Date: Wednesday, May 17, 2000 at 19:35:08
Comments:
I look upon my navel with new interest now! Thanks for the laugh!

Name: John Trimming
Location: Broadway, Worcs England
Date: Wednesday, May 17, 2000 at 08:52:42
Comments:
Loved the site, particularly your Finding Peace page. Christians obviously aren't boring always ... perhaps even "weird sometimes...."?

Name:Rachel pelled
Location: Haifa, Israel
Date: Saturday, May 6, 2000 at 04:47:39
Comments:
I "ripped" over your site, upon making a tour on the 3-D Ring. It's just great. I do you find the time for all that.

Name: Mary Barker
Location: Plano, TX USA
Date: Friday, May 5, 2000 at 23:25:14
Comments:
Graham, Loved the poems, parables and photos! I came to your site using Ditto in search of photos of a sunrise/sunset. I'm a room mom in search of those type of photos for a class shirt for field day. The class is Kindergarten C (also known as KC), so we want to use photos of the children's faces around a sunrise/sunset with the words- KC's Sunshine Band around the photo. I'll refer the teacher to your site as I am sure she'll love it too! Best wishes! Mary :-)

Name: anthony the great
Location: lismore, nsw gods country
Date: Thursday, May 4, 2000 at 09:23:13
Comments:
I looked , I did not believe that one person could be so bizarre, what do you do with all this fluff, surely you have a use for it....

Name: Mary Helena Allen (I go by M.H.)
Location: Quincy, FL USA
Date: Wednesday, May 3, 2000 at 12:12:32
Comments:
You are one strange man! I have simply laughed my head off at you Navel Fluff page - that's as far as I got before I decided that I MUST write to you! The reason I was even searching for sites with the word NAVEL in them (and found you!) is due to the fact that I am the creator of a group of women called THE FLORIDA NAVEL ORANGE QUEENS. To save me time from explaining, please check out our website at www.navelorangequeens.com and then consider this: would you at all entertain the idea of being our COURT JESTER on our site? I would really consider sharing hyperlinks, etc. if this is something you would consider as well. I would love to hear from you and what you think - MH

Name: Gary Mac
Location: aberdeen, gramps uk
Date: Wednesday, April 26, 2000 at 06:55:33
Comments:
Wow, coos, fluff, fear of god quotes and trivia all on one site. I am so lucky to find you. I was only looking for references to the Jgeils song, Centrefold.

Name: Juliane
Location: Perth, WA Australia
Date: Thursday, April 20, 2000 at 05:19:13
Comments:
Hello Graham - Victoria Park East here. I got your url from the Cruel site of the day, and to think you were right here in Perth all the time. I absolutely love bovine, and have sent my friends cow cards. I peed myself reading your bogus names - you're an idiot! Warmest Regards Juliane

Name:Foog
Location: Budapest, Hungary
Date: Wednesday, April 19, 2000 at 13:21:47
Comments:
A morbid sense of curiosity leads me to wonder whether your belly-button lint collection has a, well, errr... stink to it.

Name:Mike
Location: NYC, NY USA
Date: Monday, April 17, 2000 at 02:07:06
Comments:
Cool MOO web site. Check out my cow site if you like. Also if you link we could link our cow sites.

Name: Graham Barker
Location: Perth, WA Australia
Date: Thursday, April 13, 2000 at 08:29:23
Comments:
Due to an error on my part, all guestbook entries up to March 23rd were lost, and the guestbook is the only page I didn't have a recent backup of.